2011 - 4th ANNUAL KNOT RACE RESULTS
Time
Knothead
Class
00:23:29 “Submarine” Joe Roche & Mike Forster 1st
to Cross the Finish Line (technical merit)
00:60:14 Jesse “Jeffy” Lishchuk
1st Abbreviated Course – (Can’t win them all)
00:60:32 Cliff “Flying River Dog” Roach Most
Impressive Sand Castle
01:05:00 Bill Hoker
Curviest Course (broken rudder)
01:17:00 Earl “Blackie” Blackwell 1st
to Finish Actual Knot Race Course
01:18:00 Nik Alshayev
2nd to Finish Actual Knot Race Course
01:21:00 Susan “3:35” Williams
More Than One Screw Loose
01:24:00 Stephen “Honey” Petrie 3rd
to Finish Actual Knot Race Course
01:24:00 Eric “Shark Bait” Knutsen 2nd
Most European “Racer”
01:31:00 Mike “Fairy Bait” Eline
Picked the Best Paddle This Time
01:32:00 Richard Doege
1st to Form Rescue Party – Last to Join
01:33:00 Kent Gaffey
2nd Best Looking Rack
01:33:00 Jere “Surfer Girl” Stephano 1st
Over Land Course
01:36:00 Ashley “Playboy Bunny” Joyner Fastest
“Racer” With a Tail
01:45:00 Brenda & Don Harrower
Greenest Registration Form
01:45:00 Cath
Kraft Stealthiest
Finish
01:45:00 Betsy & Brant Collins
1st in Group Improve Course
01:49:00 Gary
White First Timer
01:57:00 Lee
Canby Best Sandbar
Flag Girls Assisted Finish
01:59:00 Patti “Which Witch” Nash Best
Coordinated Costume/ Boat Combo/ roundest bottom
02:00:00 Chris “Chris” Beckman
Last to Leave the Beach – Best Beer Selection
02:02:00 Julia Koster
Most Anticipated Finish
02:08:00 Greg
Shelly Pushed the Most
Water for the Longest Time
_______ Vadim “Need-a-Ride” Lishchuk Most
Creative Finish
Official Knot Race Unpaid Staff
Knothead
Class
Susan “3:35” Williams Chief of Awards and Other
Shenanigans
Chris “Chris” Beckman Chief of All Things Safe
Ranger Keith Betts Security
Ben Abrams T-Shirt Provider
Trish Hildenbrand T-Shirt Assistant
Marley Evans Flag Girl #1 (Evil
Cheerleader)
Izzy Flag Girl #2
(Witch)
Deby Evans Time Keeper, Child and
Dog sitter and All Around Great Wife